A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
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Jane Austen
I would always rather be happy than dignified.
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Well, it seems to me that the best relationships - the ones that last - are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like...
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Gillian Anderson
It’s probably not just by chance that I’m alone. It would be very hard for a man to live with me, unless he’s terribly strong. And if he’s stronger than I, I’m the one who can’t live with him. … I’m neither smart nor stupid,...
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Coco Chanel
I am not an angel, ' I asserted; 'and I will not be one till I die: I will be myself. Mr. Rochester, you must neither expect nor exact anything celestial of me - for you will not get it, any more than I shall...
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More Quotes By Rita Rudner
I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
Men forget everything women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.
I had the most boring office job in the world... I used to clean the windows on envelopes.
